A portrait of the strikeout artist as a young man...The omphalos of the American sporting world will be occupied by one Randall David Johnson tonight, as the 6-foot-10 San Francisco Giants pitcher -- whom harried members of SF Weekly's staff say has trouble remembering to keep his bike off the sidewalk -- attempts to win his 300th game. Merely calling this an "impressive achievement" would be like simply labeling Johnson "tall" -- to win 300 baseball games shows a maniacal combination of skill a