Brace yourself, everybody. Not content with torturing us back in 2006 with her debut album, Paris Hilton is apparently preparing to unleash a second one. So, in her honor and as a means to prepare ourselves, here's our list of the top six celebrities who should never make music ever again. Oh, and f ... More >>
Ridley Scott's latest is the post-9/11, tech-savvy terror thriller we deserve.
SF Weekly moves to dismiss the Guardian's lawsuit, which is light on witnesses and evidence
SF Weekly moves to dismiss the Guardian's lawsuit, which is light on witnesses and evidence
In this tragedy, humanity is drowned in a sea of artifice
Attempting romantic comedy, Sir Ridley Scott conquers neither
An abundance of the best international cinema at the 2006 Telluride and Toronto film festivals
With Cinderella Man, Ron Howard finally scores a knockout
Juliette Lewis and Minnie Driver have started bands. Come on, you know you're curious.
When a Latin lover suddenly splits town, his ex-boyfriend goes postal
Anyone good enough for Laugh-In and David Bowie is good enough for you, right?
On his maiden voyage, veteran director Peter Weir masters the sea epic
Rock 'n' roll may make you famous, but it doesn't make you a good writer
Could it be that this year's crop of summer movies actually requires a brain cell or two?
Spike the Vampire has a posse
Teenage actors stage a world premiere about an American girl mysteriously transported through time to become a gladiator
In The Believer, a Jewish student explores his inner Nazi
On Woody Allen's Hollywood Ending, Téa Leoni's ass, and The Hulk's S.F. schedule
"Trivia Night" at the Bitter End Bar & Grill
The Oscar telecast has, for a decade, been Gil Cates' golden moment
They follow sports, wear flannel shirts, smoke, drink, belch, and make crude jokes. Oh, one other thing. They're gay.
Russell Crowe stars in Gladiator
A neo-noir, an Ur-neo-noir, and a black political satire color a pallid year of retreads, bogus events, and charity cases.
How Curtis Hanson brought James Ellroy's epic crime novel L.A. Confidential to the screen
