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    December 19, 2012

    San Francisco Bulls Invite You to Spend Your Last Day on Earth Watching Live Hockey

    We can't think of a better way to spend your last day on Earth than a minor league hockey game. This Friday -- the much-anticipated 12-21-12 -- the San Francisco Bulls are hosting an "It's the End of the World as We Know it" game. Even if you don't like hockey, the team has a persuasive pitch. Whe ... More >>

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    November 14, 2012
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    August 16, 2011

    Daunte Culpepper Horrifies 49er Fans

    The Ghost of Excellent Quarterbacking Past...​The notion of Daunte Culpepper being offered a contract -- or even being remotely considered as quarterback material -- caused millions of sphincters to tighten among 49ers fans throughout the realm. "Has it come to this?" was likely the thought of man ... More >>

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    September 29, 2010

    Daunte Culpepper, Jeff Garcia Players of the Week. Really.

    Daunte Culpepper is 'Player of the Week.' Yes, it's 2010.​In the year 2000, life was good. The economy was booming and young quarterbacks Jeff Garcia and Daunte Culpepper were the class of the league. Fast-forwarding 10 years, much has changed. But former 49er Garcia and onetime Raider Culpepper a ... More >>

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    August 2, 2010

    United Football League Fashion Show!

    Jon Dion OwensIs it really better to look good than to feel good? ​There is no old-timers day in modeling. Twiggy and Cheryl Tiegs do not prance down the catwalk after the cruel standards of their industry deem them old and unsuitable. There is an old-timers day, however, for the men who model foo ... More >>

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    July 6, 2010

    JaMarcus Russell Continues Winning Ways With Cough Syrup Arrest

    Busted for sizzurp?​Former Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell, whose awesomely poor play often made fans sick, was not trying to make amends when he was busted for amassing medicine without a prescription. The former No. 1 draft pick was nailed in a narcotics sting at his Alabama home for posses ... More >>

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    June 7, 2010

    Daunte Culpepper Fulfills Destiny, Signs With Sacramento Mountain Lions Football Team

    ​Former star NFL quarterback Daunte Culpepper, having already fulfilled his karmic fate by playing for the Oakland Raiders, has now continued upon his predetermined sports destiny by inking a contract with the Sacramento Mountain Lions of the United Football League.

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    May 7, 2010

    Your Dream of Being Injured Playing Pro Football May Not Be Dead

    Jim HerdCould this be you? ​San Francisco's participation in the fledgling United Football League was brief -- three home games and some surreal memories of a 90-percent empty AT&T Park populated by fans wearing highlighter-green uniforms. But that's no reason that San Francisco-area old farts ... More >>

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