SpongeBob SquarePants

The Lowbrow Art Sale: Eric White, David Stoupakis & Brian Despain

Sunday: Cardboard Tube Fighting League Battle at Dolores Park

Reading Rainbow

There's nothing like a bad book adaptation to turn kids on to the written word.

Tattoo You

There's nothing like a bad book adaptation to turn kids on to the written word.

Sex and Violence

There's nothing like a bad book adaptation to turn kids on to the written word.

Drink Up

There's nothing like a bad book adaptation to turn kids on to the written word.

Our top DVD picks for the week of January 9:

There's nothing like a bad book adaptation to turn kids on to the written word.

Our top DVD picks for the week of October 31:

There's nothing like a bad book adaptation to turn kids on to the written word.

Aboard Game

Zathura sweeps you into its alternate reality

Our top DVD picks for the week of Sept. 27

Zathura sweeps you into its alternate reality

Best Taco

Zathura sweeps you into its alternate reality

Best Piñatas

Zathura sweeps you into its alternate reality

Reps Etc.

Zathura sweeps you into its alternate reality

Reps Etc.

Zathura sweeps you into its alternate reality

Meat and Potatoes

Straightforward but satisfying meat and sides in the Marina

Taking the Bait

Chris Finley's art dives below the surface

Hip to Be SquarePants

There's nothing absurd about the appeal of SpongeBob's first movie

Go Fish

Buckets o' crab at Art's Crab Shak and overflowing bowls o' seafood at the Old Clam House

Anticonflict

Alias' gentle nature informs both his beats and his personality. Just don't tell the rest of hip hop's gruff elite.

Fun Times from Uncle Sugar

Fifteen fabulous ways to stimulate the local economy.

Bobby Ray’s alter egos duke it out

Fifteen fabulous ways to stimulate the local economy.

Track of the Day: SpongeBob SquarePants' Jerky X-Mas

​Normally I'm not a fan of cartoon music, but SpongeBob SquarePants is one of those characters that walks the fine line between kiddie and adult humor. Plus, what can I say, I'm a sucker for funny novelty holiday tunes. So today's Track of the Day is SpongeBob's "Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)." ... More >>

Toon-Up Your Inner Child

​Normally I'm not a fan of cartoon music, but SpongeBob SquarePants is one of those characters that walks the fine line between kiddie and adult humor. Plus, what can I say, I'm a sucker for funny novelty holiday tunes. So today's Track of the Day is SpongeBob's "Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)." ... More >>

The Art of Smuggling

​Normally I'm not a fan of cartoon music, but SpongeBob SquarePants is one of those characters that walks the fine line between kiddie and adult humor. Plus, what can I say, I'm a sucker for funny novelty holiday tunes. So today's Track of the Day is SpongeBob's "Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)." ... More >>

Is SpongeBob-Beating Ad Rock the Coolest Man Alive? (Why, Yes. Yes He Is.)

Don't you know that crime doesn't pay, SpongeBob?​This week, Ad Rock proved that not only is he still one of the coolest men in music, he's actually probably one of the coolest humans alive. For the record, we thought the Beastie Boys had used up their 2011 cool quota with the mind-blowing, cameo- ... More >>