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SpongeBob SquarePants

  • Blogs

    February 3, 2012

    50 Shows to Watch Instead of the Super Bowl, Because You Hate Football

    Oh God, don't you just hate football? Isn't football so dumb? Doesn't anybody read fiction anymore? Everyone gets so excited over ... sports. (Did you just puke a little?) Here are the best things on during the Super Bowl that aren't the Super Bowl, which you hate.

  • Blogs

    June 10, 2011

    Is SpongeBob-Beating Ad Rock the Coolest Man Alive? (Why, Yes. Yes He Is.)

    Don't you know that crime doesn't pay, SpongeBob?​This week, Ad Rock proved that not only is he still one of the coolest men in music, he's actually probably one of the coolest humans alive. For the record, we thought the Beastie Boys had used up their 2011 cool quota with the mind-blowing, cameo- ... More >>

  • Calendar

    March 23, 2011

    The Art of Smuggling

    Don't you know that crime doesn't pay, SpongeBob?​This week, Ad Rock proved that not only is he still one of the coolest men in music, he's actually probably one of the coolest humans alive. For the record, we thought the Beastie Boys had used up their 2011 cool quota with the mind-blowing, cameo- ... More >>

  • Calendar

    December 22, 2010

    Toon-Up Your Inner Child

    Don't you know that crime doesn't pay, SpongeBob?​This week, Ad Rock proved that not only is he still one of the coolest men in music, he's actually probably one of the coolest humans alive. For the record, we thought the Beastie Boys had used up their 2011 cool quota with the mind-blowing, cameo- ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 1, 2009

    Track of the Day: SpongeBob SquarePants' Jerky X-Mas

    ​Normally I'm not a fan of cartoon music, but SpongeBob SquarePants is one of those characters that walks the fine line between kiddie and adult humor. Plus, what can I say, I'm a sucker for funny novelty holiday tunes. So today's Track of the Day is SpongeBob's "Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)." ... More >>

  • Music

    July 22, 2009

    Bobby Ray’s alter egos duke it out

    ​Normally I'm not a fan of cartoon music, but SpongeBob SquarePants is one of those characters that walks the fine line between kiddie and adult humor. Plus, what can I say, I'm a sucker for funny novelty holiday tunes. So today's Track of the Day is SpongeBob's "Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)." ... More >>

  • Culture

    June 24, 2009

    Fun Times from Uncle Sugar

    Fifteen fabulous ways to stimulate the local economy.

  • Film

    January 21, 2009

    Reading Rainbow

    There's nothing like a bad book adaptation to turn kids on to the written word.

  • Music

    November 12, 2008

    Tattoo You

    There's nothing like a bad book adaptation to turn kids on to the written word.

  • Blogs

    July 6, 2008

    Sunday: Cardboard Tube Fighting League Battle at Dolores Park

    There's nothing like a bad book adaptation to turn kids on to the written word.

  • Calendar

    June 18, 2008

    Sex and Violence

    There's nothing like a bad book adaptation to turn kids on to the written word.

  • Calendar

    April 9, 2008

    Drink Up

    There's nothing like a bad book adaptation to turn kids on to the written word.

  • Blogs

    March 4, 2008

    The Lowbrow Art Sale: Eric White, David Stoupakis & Brian Despain

    There's nothing like a bad book adaptation to turn kids on to the written word.

  • Home Entertainment

    January 10, 2007

    Our top DVD picks for the week of January 9:

    There's nothing like a bad book adaptation to turn kids on to the written word.

  • Home Entertainment

    November 1, 2006

    Our top DVD picks for the week of October 31:

    There's nothing like a bad book adaptation to turn kids on to the written word.

  • Film

    November 9, 2005

    Aboard Game

    Zathura sweeps you into its alternate reality

  • Home Entertainment

    September 28, 2005

    Our top DVD picks for the week of Sept. 27

    Zathura sweeps you into its alternate reality

  • Best of San Francisco

    May 11, 2005

    Best Taco

    Zathura sweeps you into its alternate reality

  • Best of San Francisco

    May 11, 2005

    Best Piñatas

    Zathura sweeps you into its alternate reality

  • Film

    February 9, 2005

    Reps Etc.

    Zathura sweeps you into its alternate reality

  • Film

    February 2, 2005

    Reps Etc.

    Zathura sweeps you into its alternate reality

  • Dining

    January 26, 2005

    Meat and Potatoes

    Straightforward but satisfying meat and sides in the Marina

  • Culture

    December 22, 2004

    Taking the Bait

    Chris Finley's art dives below the surface

  • Film

    November 17, 2004

    Hip to Be SquarePants

    There's nothing absurd about the appeal of SpongeBob's first movie

  • Dining

    June 30, 2004

    Go Fish

    Buckets o' crab at Art's Crab Shak and overflowing bowls o' seafood at the Old Clam House

  • Music

    October 8, 2003

    Anticonflict

    Alias' gentle nature informs both his beats and his personality. Just don't tell the rest of hip hop's gruff elite.

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