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    April 2, 2013

    Carson Palmer Traded in Exchange for Three Magic Beans

    Carson Palmer's value has dropped more precipitously than that of a new convertible or an old laptop -- which is fitting enough, because he ran slower than either. The Oakland Raiders today sent the quarterback packing to Arizona -- along with a seventh-round draft pick -- in exchange for a sixth-ro ... More >>

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    January 16, 2013
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    October 3, 2012
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    September 28, 2012

    After 19 Years of "93 Til Infinity" Remakes, Only Freddie Gibbs Has Done It Justice

    "Dial the seven digits. Call up Bridget/ Her man's a midget. Plus she got friends, yo, I can dig it..." It was 19 years ago when Tajai, Opio, Phesto, and A-Plus first upped us on how they just chill, roaming the strip for bones to pick, attackin' with the smoothness. "93 'til Infinity" still stand ... More >>

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    January 18, 2012
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    November 2, 2011
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    October 21, 2011

    Harold Camping's Rapture Prediction -- Animated

    Bizarre news stories take on a certain cachet these days when they inspire cartoons from Next Media Animation, the offbeat Hong Kong-based company that has produced humorous CGI depictions of the travails of Charlie Sheen and Tiger Woods. The latest figure in the public eye to get NMA's attention is ... More >>

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    October 10, 2011

    Idiot Fan Throws Hot Dog at Tiger Woods

    ​An overly excited fan made headlines over the weekend when he tossed his hot dog wrapped in a crusty bun at Tiger Woods as the pro golfer putted his final round at the Open at CordeValle in San Martin, just down the street from Stanford. "When I looked up, the hot dog was already in the ... More >>

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    July 28, 2011

    S.F. Woman's Airbnb Burglary Dramatized in Weird Taiwanese Animation

    Yesterday we reported on a San Francisco woman's horror story of being burglarized by strangers who rented her apartment through Airbnb, the local start-up that connects hosts with travelers who want to pay to stay at private homes instead of hotels. The news came after Airbnb announced earlier this ... More >>

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    September 22, 2010
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    September 2, 2010

    How Do To Deal With Sexist Pigs on Digg

    ​ Dear Anna, How can a female Digger hold her own in the penis party that is the comments section on any given article on Digg? - InDiggnant I've got something you can hold alright, sweetheart, and it rhymes with Shipotle durrito! Just kidding. I can hold my own burrito, thank you very much ... More >>

  • News

    June 2, 2010

    Bleeding Green

    Forget about Sharp Park’s endangered frogs and snakes. The real problem with the golf course is its enormous cost to the city.

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    May 5, 2010
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    April 16, 2010

    Bring Yo' Motha': Ferment Change Brewing Up Events to Aid City Slicker Farms

    feedpeoplenotdumpsters/FlickrKombucha makers, this is your Woodstock.​This weekend, Ferment Change starts bubbling up in Oakland with a series of microbe-centric events, lessons, and tasting parties to benefit longstanding urban farming and environmental justice group City Slicker Farms. Wit ... More >>

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    April 14, 2010
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    March 19, 2010

    The Week in Gay -- A Nation of Uppity Fags

    ​ A blogswarm was launched on March 18 to encourage the community to contact Nancy Pelosi's offices about her lack of effort behind the passage of the Employment Non-Discrimination Act (ENDA). In addition to the pressure on the phone lines, her offices in D.C. and San Francisco were visited by ... More >>

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    March 10, 2010

    The Eyes of the Hurricane

    She's been called the female Manny Pacquiao. But can Ana Julaton make people care about women's boxing?

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    February 23, 2010

    ZOMG! Chron Discovers Porn on the Internet.

    At my desk where I never use my work computer to look at porn. Except when I do.​The front page of the Datebook in Monday's Chronicle offered a photograph of a pair of hands bound by the cord of a computer mouse and the headline "Putting Lives on the Line for Porn." The story opens with what the w ... More >>

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    February 22, 2010

    Muni Union Boss Says He'll Ask Drivers to Reconsider Spurning Concessions

    Jim HerdYou may have figured out that this is the image we use whenever Muni drops the ball. It gets used a lot. ​If you're a Muni passenger, this has been the winter of your discontent. And, according to Irwin Lum, president of the Muni drivers' union, many of you have been taking out your frustr ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 1, 2010

    Last Night: Jason Segel, Fred Willard, Rachel Dratch, More at Sketchfest

    Jason Segel: They loved you, man​Celebrity Autobiography w/ Rachel Dratch, Laura Kightlinger, Laraine Newman, Steve Schirripa, Jason Segel, Fred Willard, Dayle Reyfel and Eugene Pack SF Sketchfest Sunday, Jan. 31, 2010 Cobb's Comedy Club Better than: Reading Suzanne Somers' poetry alone. One ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 26, 2010

    What To Do? Tuesday's Pick: Eliot Spitzer at Commonwealth Club

    ​Eliot Spitzer @ Commonwealth Club "The Cataclysm of 2008-2009: Lessons Learned, or Lessons Ignored" is a lecture by a expert on Wall Street crime. Here's a man with history of going after securities-fraud characters, weighing in on regulatory reform and attempts to control the banking industry. ... More >>

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    January 22, 2010

    Should Sugar Daddies Save Journalism? Bay Area News Project Editor Weighs In -- Again

    ​As journalist Jim Barnett pointed out earlier today, Bay Area News Project's new editor-in-chief, Jonathan Weber, wasn't always a fan of nonprofit news-gathering. In fact, just last year, Weber said that the idea that nonprofits were the future of journalism was a "cop-out." Weber, then helming t ... More >>

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    January 13, 2010
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    December 11, 2009

    It's Your Friday Morning News Quiz!

    Is this elf even unionized?​Rock! Roll! Real estate! Are you ready for a news quiz? Well, here it is anyway. 1. What San Francisco rock musician unloaded his Pac Heights mansion for nearly $9 million? A. Mickey Hart, Grateful DeadB. Carlos SantanaC. Les Claypool, PrimusD. Kirk Hammet, MetallicaE. ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 7, 2009

    Charity Auction Item Mocking Tiger Woods Sells for $125

    Yours for $125!​Last week we wrote about an interesting opportunity to put schadenfreude to work for a good cause. A broken 9-Iron splayed across a framed photo of Tiger Woods mocking the golfer's exploding sex bomb woes went under the gavel at the KNBR charitable sports auction. What a combinat ... More >>

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    December 3, 2009

    Mock Tiger Woods While Raising Money for Charity

    Be kind by being cruel?​When it comes to golf deity Tiger Woods' automotive mishap followed by his admitted "transgressions" -- about the least sexy term one can employ for alleged carnality -- people tend to fall into two camps. There's the "Leave Tiger Alone!" contingent. And there's the "I Neve ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 12, 2009

    President Didn't Show For President's Cup -- But Code Pink Did

    Courtesy Code PinkWhat did you do to promote world peace today, Tiger?​San Franciscans heading to the southwest of the city for the weekend's President's Cup golf tournament may not have been 100 percent certain if the president -- and those who'd like to tell him a thing or two -- would be headin ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 9, 2009

    Code Pink Coyly Noncommital on Whether They'll Crash Obama's Tee Time at Harding Park

    Fore!​During this weekend's President's Cup Golf Tournament at Harding Park, Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, and President Barack Obama are all scheduled to be within cigar smoke-blowing distance of one-another, and 25,000 fans are expected to attend. There hasn't been a development this exciting in ... More >>

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    October 2, 2009

    It's Your Friday Morning News Quiz!

    ​Life, death, sports, and Froot Loops. That's what kind of a week it was in San Francisco. You know, if you have half as much fun taking this quiz as we had writing it -- then we had twice as much fun as you. On to the quiz: 1. Which of the following statements wasn't uttered by Officer Noel Schwa ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 17, 2009

    B.T. Announces Free Ruby Skye Show

    Being Transcendent: BT Pop-trance prince B.T. -- ne Brian Transeasu-- plays a free show July 1 at Ruby Skye. One of the biggest names in electronic music, B.T. has released five studio albums (the most recent being 2006's This Binary Universe), remixed artists from the Doors to Sarah McLachlan, and ... More >>

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    June 15, 2008
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    April 2, 2008
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    March 6, 2008
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    January 23, 2008
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    October 3, 2007

    Party Pooper

    The Wii's latest pool game is a cue stick in the mud

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    September 13, 2007
  • Home Entertainment

    February 21, 2007

    Channel Surfing

    There's more than one way to play with your Wii

  • News

    January 25, 2006

    Pouring Money Down a Hole

    We tried to warn you. A new audit shows how a PGA tournament sucked millions of dollars from city parks.

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    November 9, 2005

    Fight Club

    Meet gaming legends

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    October 26, 2005

    The Money Went Fore What?

    As parks funds were moved -- behind the scenes -- to a golf tournament, Gavin Newsom was out front seeking the spotlight. It's what he does best.

  • Film

    September 28, 2005

    Played for Fools

    The Greatest Game cheats history, and just about everything else

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    January 5, 2005

    Imposter Impersonator

    Things get ugly when Infiltrator is unmasked at a celebrity impersonator convention, but all ends well when fake Arnold Schwarzenegger marries faux Shania Twain

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    April 14, 2004


    A brash Iranian-American wins $1.4 million at poker -- and knows his lucky streak has just started

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    February 11, 2004

    Sand Trap

    The deal may die if Willie Brown doesn't raise a big chunk of change in a few months

  • Music

    April 2, 2003

    Roots Radical

    Rocker-T wants to unite roots reggae's spirituality with dancehall's hedonistic swagger

  • News

    February 28, 2001

    Go Crazy

    To its obsessed fans, Go isn't just a board game. It's a way of life, a key to building better computers, and maybe even the savior of American education.

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    July 21, 1999
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    May 13, 1998
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    April 15, 1998

    Baseball's Orphans

    Why are 74 old-timers -- players who helped create the multibillion-dollar business called Major League Baseball -- still without pensions?

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    September 24, 1997
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