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Tom Cruise

  • Blogs

    December 23, 2011

    Ryan Gosling Loves Animals, Baby Goats Are the New Baby Jesus, and Banana Nog!

    ​ ​• Ryan Gosling wrote a letter to McDonald's about the heinous animal abuse on their chicken farms. He did this because he really knows how to get into my pants. Actually, I'm not sure he does. Ryan, call me for directions! My pants are easy to find! They are very large and usually have ... More >>

  • Film

    December 21, 2011

    "Mission: Impossible--Ghost Protocol": Tom Cruise Lives Another Day

    ​ ​• Ryan Gosling wrote a letter to McDonald's about the heinous animal abuse on their chicken farms. He did this because he really knows how to get into my pants. Actually, I'm not sure he does. Ryan, call me for directions! My pants are easy to find! They are very large and usually have ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 6, 2011

    Mission: Battleship Puts the 'Eat' in Fleet Week

    Where: S.S. Jeremiah O'Brien, Pier 45, Embarcadero (at Taylor) When: Thurs., Oct. 6th, 5 p.m. - 10 p.m. Cost: $30 online; 21 and over. Food and drink not included in entry price. The rundown: Fleet Week docks in San Francisco and kicking the party off like a bottle of champagne on a new ship is Mis ... More >>

  • Calendar

    September 7, 2011

    Truth 1, Evil Empire 0

    Where: S.S. Jeremiah O'Brien, Pier 45, Embarcadero (at Taylor) When: Thurs., Oct. 6th, 5 p.m. - 10 p.m. Cost: $30 online; 21 and over. Food and drink not included in entry price. The rundown: Fleet Week docks in San Francisco and kicking the party off like a bottle of champagne on a new ship is Mis ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 11, 2010

    Top 10 Weirdest Recent Couples in Music

    We found out last week, from a variety of tabloidy sources, that 50 Cent and Chelsea Handler are currently -- well, not exactly hooking up, but having intimate conversations in a bar and talking about maybe hooking up. W.T.F. people? We'd like to take this opportunity to pat Chelsea on the back for ... More >>

  • Film

    September 22, 2010

    "The Romantics": College friends reunite for bad behavior

    We found out last week, from a variety of tabloidy sources, that 50 Cent and Chelsea Handler are currently -- well, not exactly hooking up, but having intimate conversations in a bar and talking about maybe hooking up. W.T.F. people? We'd like to take this opportunity to pat Chelsea on the back for ... More >>

  • Film

    July 21, 2010

    "Salt": Angelina Jolie is the first ambiguous action heroine

    We found out last week, from a variety of tabloidy sources, that 50 Cent and Chelsea Handler are currently -- well, not exactly hooking up, but having intimate conversations in a bar and talking about maybe hooking up. W.T.F. people? We'd like to take this opportunity to pat Chelsea on the back for ... More >>

  • Film

    June 23, 2010

    Knight and Day

    Tom Cruise, please stop talking.

  • Blogs

    January 22, 2010

    Founder Dating: It's Not What You Think

    Despite first impressions when you hear the name, FounderDating it's not meant to find a start-up entrepreneur their true love or even hook them up with one of the many many women in the 415 with a founder fetish. Rather, it's meant to help entrepreneurs go from sole proprietor to soul-mate, and hel ... More >>

  • Film

    January 14, 2009

    From Reverence to Rape

    Hollywood plunders meaning from the Holocaust — again.

  • Calendar

    December 24, 2008

    Don’t Disappoint the Governess

    Hollywood plunders meaning from the Holocaust — again.

  • Film

    December 24, 2008

    The Man Who Nearly Killed Hitler

    An interview with Valkyrie's star and director, Tom Cruise and Bryan Singer.

  • Film

    December 24, 2008

    Risky Business

    Tom Cruise plots to kill Hitler in his latest impossible mission.

  • Film

    August 13, 2008

    Apocalypse Whatever

    Ben Stiller's Hollywood sendup lacks firepower.

  • Film

    July 23, 2008

    Men Will Be Boys

    With Step Brothers, Ferrell, Reilly, McKay, & Co. still don't wanna grow up. And thank God for that.

  • Calendar

    April 2, 2008

    Artists' Union

    With Step Brothers, Ferrell, Reilly, McKay, & Co. still don't wanna grow up. And thank God for that.

  • News

    December 26, 2007

    Support Group

    The year's best characters

  • Film

    November 7, 2007

    Dull Roar

    The odd upside of Robert Redford's terribly earnest, quite terrible war drama

  • Home Entertainment

    November 1, 2006

    Impossibly Passable

    The odd upside of Robert Redford's terribly earnest, quite terrible war drama

  • Culture

    August 16, 2006

    Release the Kraken

    A kitschy adaptation of the myth of Perseus, complete with tequila shots

  • Film

    May 31, 2006

    Kicking French Ass

    District B13 puts American action movies to shame

  • Music

    March 22, 2006

    Drinking with the cat's meow

    District B13 puts American action movies to shame

  • Music

    December 7, 2005

    What the Fuck, 2005

    The 10 most head-scratching, insulting, crass, craven, and weird musical moments of the year

  • News

    July 20, 2005

    Aliens Beware!

    Infiltrator takes in NASA Space Camp for kids. As an adult. To save the planet.

  • Dining

    July 13, 2005

    DeLessio Is More

    Finding summer in the city at a delicious off-the-radar bakery

  • News

    July 13, 2005

    Wars of the Tom

    Tom Cruise has been getting into all sorts of weird confrontations, all over the place. But he's still your Tom Cruise, right? Take quiz, find out.

  • Film

    June 29, 2005

    Gross Encounters

    Spielberg's War hikes up the gore, and that ain't a bad thing

  • Film

    February 16, 2005

    Wheelchair Bounds

    Disabled friends forge a happy life in Rory O'Shea Was Here

  • Film

    August 4, 2004

    Collateral Damaged

    When Tom Cruise plays the bad guy, the results aren't very good

  • Film

    May 26, 2004

    Summer Film Previews

    When Tom Cruise plays the bad guy, the results aren't very good

  • Best of San Francisco

    May 19, 2004

    Best Queer Fiction Journal

    Lodestar Quarterly

  • Film

    March 3, 2004

    Bush Comes to Shove

    Like America's current leaders, Viggo and Hidalgo try to "enlighten" the Arabs with Western justice

  • Film

    December 3, 2003

    White Dork Down

    Silly Caucasian boy Tom Cruise likes to play with Samurai swords

  • Film

    June 11, 2003

    Eye Caramba!

    The Pang brothers want to feed your horror hunger, but some of their smorgasbord's stale

  • Film

    January 29, 2003

    Blowin' Smoke

    Biker Boyz is furious, but it ain't fast, which is a real drag

  • Culture

    January 8, 2003

    Vanity Fare

    Ray Liotta wants to know why he loses roles to...Owen Wilson?

  • Film

    June 19, 2002

    Report Card

    Spielberg's Minority Report gets good grades until the end

  • Film

    December 26, 2001

    Setting Son

    In the Bedroom, a couple's anguish turns to rage turns to rational madness

  • Film

    December 12, 2001

    Eyes Half Open

    Cameron Crowe takes Jerry Maguire on a dizzy trip through dreamland

  • Film

    August 8, 2001

    Fantasia

    Tips for online animators

  • Film

    August 30, 2000

    Jaws: The Revenge

    Amanda Peet chews up her brainless suitors by the bushel in Whipped

  • Film

    May 24, 2000

    M:I-2 Gets the Job Done

    Mission: Impossible 2

  • Film

    March 29, 2000

    Empty Head

    Mission: Impossible 2

  • Film

    January 5, 2000

    The Not-So-Magnificent Anderson

    Magnolia

  • Film

    July 14, 1999

    Fear and Desire

    Magnolia

  • News

    September 30, 1998

    From Chinatown to Niketown

    Robert Towne, the best screenwriter in the business and the man who invented Jake Gittes, is back with a bio of Olympic runner Steve Prefontaine

  • News

    September 24, 1997

    Identity Crisis

    American movies once enthralled the world with their exuberance and clarity. What happened in the 1990s?

  • Calendar

    May 14, 1997

    Savage Love

    American movies once enthralled the world with their exuberance and clarity. What happened in the 1990s?

  • Film

    December 11, 1996

    Cruisified

    American movies once enthralled the world with their exuberance and clarity. What happened in the 1990s?

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