Joe EskenaziWho is man enough to wear this jersey?Jerry Seinfeld once noted that, due to rampant player turnover, sports fans are "basically rooting for clothing." If so, that's bad news for any would-be fans of the fledgling United Football League's California Redwoods (I christen them "Tree-Huggers"). As revealed last week, the team's first-year duds will be an unimaginative league template prominently featuring Jolly Rancher green and teal (they swear it's "light blue"). You will not buy t
The SFPD has found its man -- but who will find the municipality of 'Delaware, Maryland'?Are San Francisco cops trying to put a good foot forward now that new Police Chief George Gascon is in town and vowing to improve the city's poor murder clearance rate? One could be forgiven that impression with the news this morning that homicide detectives had traced the suspect in the murder of a 32-year-old woman in the Mission Bay neighborhood all the way to Maryland (we think -- more on that in a mo