University of Colorado System

DethKlok to Destroy DESTROYS UC Berkeley in Bloody Surge of Destructive Destruction

The Manly Men of God

No women allowed into the Promise Keepers, but that didn't stop Infiltrator from getting on the Prayer Team

The Storm of the Teeth

The ever-overreaching Human Rights Commission launches an official investigation of ... a barroom display of a few Indian teeth

Moonwalk With Me

Chronicling the breaking of the world record for distance moonwalking, for reasons unknown

Examiner De-Fanged

"We'll analyze without prejudgment ... and reject ideologues of whatever stripe."

Misplaced Priorities 101

Amid a drastic budget crisis, why is the California State University system spending $400 million on computers? And where is the money coming from?

Law and Order in the ER

Nurses are being trained to deal with the needs of both patients and police

The Sound of Noise

If you grind a live microphone to bits, or amplify a flamethrower, are you making music -- or an appalling spectacle called "noise"?