People plan parties around this stuff, so we assume you probably watched too. But just in case you didn't, here's a timeline of the 84th Academy Awards ceremony. They make it this long just to mess with us all, in case you didn't know...
Tom Cruise, please stop talking.
In Doubt, Viola Davis once again proves that there are no small parts.
Middle-class malaise meets inner-city despair in The Architect
Julianne is radiant, but Todd Haynes' 1950s homage seems pointless
With Seven Guitars, playwright August Wilson and director Lloyd Richards achieve a new level of artistic harmony
As ACT returns to its home at the restored Geary, Artistic Director Carey Perloff stages a coup de theatre for her fourth season
ACT's star-driven Hecuba is balanced, admirable -- and oddly uninvolving