ktdub./FlickrThe Guinness-spiked Shakin' Jesse (with a plate of Your Own Private Eyedaho) at Rudy's Can't Fail.Our freshman year of college, we saw a friend make an ill-advised choice involving a funnel and a 32-ounce bottle of premixed Mudslide. Consumed in large quantities with the intent of intoxication, the combination of alcohol and dairy is dangerous, even when a seasoned drinker is tipping back the jug. If he or she manages to get drunk before stomach and intestines violently rebel