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"Bert Stern: Original Madman": A Pioneer of Famous-Naked-Lady Photography

Lake County News Sues Sheriff for Retaliation After Printing "Unfavorable Articles"

Lake County Sheriff Francisco Rivero hosts an hour radio show called "Straight Talk With the Sheriff." An August Sac Bee profile described him as "brawny and mustachioed," "a maverick who walks tall and shoots from the lip," and a man who's "been called a thug, a liar, a bully, a cowboy and the Cuba ... More >>

Ke$ha's Warrior: A First Listen

A quick scan of the titles on Ke$ha's second album means it better be her pop masterpiece -- nothing looks as hilarious or striking as "D.I.N.O.S.A.U.R." or "Party at a Rich Dude's House." But even those of us who wanted to love her found that debut fucking annoying. I was finally converted by the f ... More >>

Oxford Updates Online Dictionary With Words That Would Make Jonathan Swift Cringe

The Oxford English Dictionary rarely makes news, but it's added slew of new words and phrases is just too ridic to not write about here. As we perused the list of chosen words, we noticed that some of the additions were tech-based, while others were nothing more than slang gone way too far. In a we ... More >>

S.F. or L.A.: Which City Is More Hip?

The rivalry between Los Angeles and San Francisco is most obviously felt any time the Dodgers come into town, or vice versa. But because we can't entirely base everything on baseball, StumbleUpon, has given us these new benchmarks to determine which city is hipper. If you are a recent California tra ... More >>

La Vida Lohan

Van Halen's Reunion Tour Runs Aground on Reality

Lindsay Lohan Shills for Pump-and-Dump Stocks on Twitter

​To get an idea of just how classy those "sponsored" celebrity tweets can be, take a look at what Lindsay Lohan tweeted last night. "Have you guys seen food and gas prices lately?" she asked. Yes, we have, Lindsay. Have you? Then her tweet took a weird turn, into economic analysis: "U.S. $ will so ... More >>

You're Okay, Computer: Laptops and Vocals Make for Futuristic Pop with Feeling

The Blow: Show Preview

Driven to Insanity

"Machete": When it's not funny, it's downright dull

White Nationalist Group To Protest 'Machete' Movie With Machetes This Weekend

Whitey, beware? ​A group of white nationalists will protest the new Robert Rodriguez movie Machete  -- which depicts a Mexican renegade attempting to assassinate an anti-immigrant senator played by Robert DeNiro -- at Bay Area cinemas this week. This gets even more interesting: The protesters ... More >>

That's My Jam!: The Witch House Take on Lindsay Lohan

'Let Me Shine For You' Cover Art​Somewhere between the bedroom-produced aesthetic of chillwave (I honestly puke a little in my mouth every time I use that word), the goth influences of coldwave/darkwave, and the beats of contemporary hip-hop -- albiet on loads of downers and psychedelics -- exists ... More >>

Ferry Plaza's Thursday Food Market Turns 1 Today. Celebrate with Lindsay Lohan

niallkennedy/Flickr4505's Ryan Farr busting it out.​Ferry Plaza's Thursday farmers' market turns one today, and CUESA is celebrating with special giveaways and deals. The first 111 people to hit the info booth today will receive a coin worth a dollar off any purchase. As for the deals: Two pie ... More >>

Fist-Pumping Goodness and Nightclub Flashbacks at SF Food Wars' Chocolate Cookie Situation

T. PalmerJersey Shore cheesiness ruled at Sunday's SF Food Wars baking competition.​(View our slideshow of the Chocolate Cookie Situation, yo.)It wasn't the first time we've stumbled out of Mighty drunk, shining with glitter, and slathered in white stuff, but it was the only occasion we've don ... More >>

Jonathan Kauffman: Remapping the city, one memorable dish at a time

Early Bird Special: Jonathan Kauffman Revisits Some Old Faves

b b./YelpMacaroons from La Boulange: Still packin' the old magic?​An early nibble from the Weekly's Wednesday food review. Sometimes it takes an outsider to tell you that the food places in your neighborhood are as good as you always thought they were ― or not. In tomorrow's SF Weekly, new ... More >>

Last Night: Them Crooked Vultures at the Fox

Dustin Rabin​Them Crooked VulturesNovember 19, 2009Fox Theater Better Than: Listening to Robert Plant shy away from the high notes at Led Zeppelin's 2007 reunion show. It's no accident that the supergroup has, in recent years, gone the way of New Coke, the McRib, and Lindsay Lohan's career. For ... More >>

Treasure Island: The Limousines crack dancefloor codes

Disgruntled Showbiz Parents File Suit Against Kiddie Talent Agency

...But not for free​Not everyone can have the glamorous life of Lindsay Lohan or Macaulay Culkin. A mob of angry parents this week filed a federal class action lawsuit in San Francisco district court claiming  a talent agency called Be Productions -- which used to have an office location in E ... More >>

Matthew McConaughey is scary bad in Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

Top 10 Albums That We Hope Will Actually Come Out in 2009 (But Probably Won't)

(Dr. Dre might need an intervention in order to release his long-awaited Detox album)With the music industry in a continued state of shambles, even the average consumer is starting to understand that it's a risky venture to release an album and that this holds true for newcomers as well as those who ... More >>

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Art House

The Black Crowes interview Maxim couldn't get

Missed Opportunities

Kick yourself for not seeing these 10 movies

The Donnas' Bitchin' Party

SF's ladies lose the major label and regain the rock

Sharp-Dressed Man

Attention addicts and alcoholics: The state will buy you a $200 suit to help you get a job

Transformers: The Game = SUCKS. GRADE: F

SF Clothes Jobless, … in Suits

Mechanical Bull

A few more changes would've helped Transformers

First Vintage

Amy Winehouse brings her own bottle

The Whole World in His Hands

In this star-studded piece of hero porn, Emilio Estevez blames the ills of the world on RFK's murder, but what about the man?

Troublesome Pastimes

One local busybody collects letters from serial killers. Another attacks environmentalists. Guess which one's misguided.

Slide with a side of attitude

My So-Called Night

Lucky X III

The third X-Men is a charm for comic fans

Dissipating Smoke

When Sherlock's Haven closes, the city's cigar and pipe smokers will lose one of their few public refuges

A Fin Mess

Aquamarine peddles a fish story to undemanding tweeners

Holiday Gift Guide

Death Warmed Over

Romance is alive ... and dead in Just Like Heaven

Car Trouble

Herbie the Love Bug's back, and he bites

Hyooj in '05

Behold! A handful of bands to keep an eye on in the coming year

The Gospel Truth

Exquisite noise at Slim's

OK Then, 2004!

A dark year for America resulted in a great year for music

OK Then, 2004!

A dark year for America resulted in a great year for music

Lindsay Lohan

Speak

Voice Lessened

There's not a lot of singing in Hilary Duff's new movie, but maybe that's a good thing

Teen Spleen

Talking smack wreaks high school havoc in Mean Girls