Warning: This hive of scum and villainy is dangerous if you don't know what you're walking into. There you are, showing a tourist friend around the Upper Haight, minding your own business, and the next thing you know, you're staring down a giant cabinet full of vintage Star Wars toys, wondering if you can justify buying three Ewoks today. Before you can decide whether you need another Yoda as well — because the one at home doesn't have that wispy orange snake around his neck anymore, and there are two on display that do — you're calling your bank to figure out if you have enough funds to justify purchasing a (surprisingly tasteful) roll of Imperial Forces wallpaper. Basically? Besides all its cool T-shirts and toys and everything else, Super 7 is original-Star-Wars-trilogy-nerd heaven. Tread carefully, super-fans.