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Find Your Soul Mate Licking Her Own Butt 

Wednesday, Jan 26 2011
Yes, yes, yes, you don't like Valentine's Day. Perfectly reasonable attitude. V-Day can get really annoying, really fast. Also commercialized, heteronormative, expensive, anxiety-producing, wasteful, unhealthy ... However, at the Golden Gate Lab Rescue Adoption Day, it's none of those things, and it's also a reminder to broaden our definitions of love and chocolate. You may not adopt the silky poignant thing in the photo, for she is taken, like so many things on Valentine's Day. However, show up to the pet shop and find many of her brethren, waiting to warm your hardened, shriveled heart. They won't even care whether you bring them a card, and they care little for diamonds. Pats, walkies, and a little bit of a biscuit of some kind, and she'll look at you with those eyes ...
Sat., Feb. 12, noon, 2011

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