A laugh-out-loud apocalypse, a daft two-against-the-world love story, and a science-fiction satire of the godawful way advertising can cram everything but itself right out of our brains, Andri Snær Magnason's LoveStar (SevenStories Press, $16.95, 320 pages) is the rare novel that made me violate a reliable rule of thumb: Avoid new books compared to those of Kurt Vonnegut and Douglas Adams.
But Magnason's novel (translated from the Icelandic by Victoria Cribb) withstands the comparisons, whatever you may make of those perennials.
As sharp-elbowed end-times lit, it's more on the Cat's Cradle end, but cheerier; its quest is for God and love and everything undampened by the brittle loneliness that afflicted poor Vonnegut. And, unlike The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, it's a smartly structured novel, written with feeling and fire, rather than print variations on a clever radio show.
Briefly: Icelandic tech titan LoveStar has liberated humanity from devices and cords after working out that we can transmit every wave we might want to transmit through bees and birds. (Bees are big in this future: As drones, they video everything they see, and for some reason they've destroyed Chicago.) He also discovers that each of us sends out a wave pattern identical to that of exactly one other person — a soulmate. The LoveStar corporation sets out pairing everyone up, achieving perfect match after perfect match.
But what about our beleaguered hero, in love already with a woman who adores him back — and is soon "matched" by LoveStar with a new man? The grand illogic of love is pitted against cold science, of course, but that lovers-versus-society plotline takes up less than half of the novel's pages. The rest concerns LoveStar the company's chilling, hilarious marketing innovations — the speech centers of debtors are forced to shout about new products to passersby — and LoveStar the man's quest to discover what exactly happens to the strangest waves that people send off: prayer. It's a seriously funny book, but also a serious one, translated with raucous grace.
There are too few new novels in translation, but here's a surprise: Since 2010, online giant Amazon has been offering works in translation under its AmazonCrossing imprint, books with titles like The Dead Man or Season of the Witch that you can dump onto a Kindle for five bucks. This month I tried two ambitious new Amazon translations, both from the Spanish. The first, Wendy Guerra's Everyone Leaves (Amazon Crossing, $4.99 download, $7.47 paperback), is teased in the press materials as "Cuba's answer to The Diary of Anne Frank" — as if Frank has needed to be taken down a peg.
The book itself is fine: the fictional diary of a fictional girl with an abusive father. (Check the best-seller lists — abuse is big on Amazon.) As she ages, the prose goes from stilted to flowery, and everyone who matters to her flees Cuba for freer nations. Eventually, she loses her virginity to an artist who pours milk all over her crotch, which — I just checked — does not happen to Anne Frank.
Much better is Rosa Montero's Tears in Rain (Amazon Crossing, $4.99 Kindle, $9 paperback), an emotionally rich robots-and-aliens noir set in Madrid and inspired, the back cover assures us, "by the movie Blade Runner." In Montero's future everyone calls their androids "replicants" because, being real people, most of them have seen the movie but not read Philip K. Dick's book.
The story is one of those pretzeling noirs, where the detective — a beautiful combat replicant named Bruna who drinks to blackout — is forever unsure just what she's investigating, or why, or whether the people who have hired her might be worse than the bastards she's after. Hunting down the source of corrupted memory implants that spur replicants to murder, Bruna confronts profound questions about memory itself. She also tries to shake a clue out of a pet space monkey. Montero prizes character and storytelling over what science-fiction fans call "worldbuilding," so even the occasional wiki-style info-dumps cleverly advance the mysteries.
Unfortunately, her translator — Lilit Zekulin Thwaites — routinely kills the narrative dead. At one point, Bruna describes a cover-up not as "bullshit" or "ass-covering lies" but as "all that fake waffle." That's worth $5 right there.
Another oddity of Amazon: the fact that you can score the Bach Guild's nine-hour set of Bach music for less than $10. What listener will truly concentrate on so much genius, so easily available? In his illuminating study Reinventing Bach (Farrar, Straus, & Giroux, 498 pages, $30), Paul Elie offers something of an answer. From his discussion of Bach's nearly 300 works for organ, "all of it so good": "The effect of hearing all the music all together is not one of loss or diminishment ... it is the experience of boundless abundance."
Go ahead, then, and download. And read Elie, if the composer's radiant figures concern you. Reinventing Bach, while occasionally purple, is invaluable, a history not just of Bach but of his 20th century interpreters (Schweitzer, Gould, Casals, Ma), their recordings, and the history of recording itself, especially how record-making has altered our relationship to this music once meant to be played in church or court — heard only a couple of times in life. Elie is perceptive, inviting, and occasionally catty — Vanessa-Mae, he sniffs, now looks as dated as Switched-On Bach. He's particularly good on the music's secularization, over time, and the question of how we use it today, in our "Rome of aural superabundance."