Recently the Board of Supervisors passed the so-called Taco Truck Reforms, designed to make life easier for street food vendors. What provisions do they include?
Sanctuary City policies now apply to food carts
"Food poisoning" will be renamed "Fun local flavor of a diverse urban environment"
Food carts will get their own street lanes
Instead of being complicated, the permitting process will now just be pointless
"Food" is now a relative term
Food carts will be able to offer toys to small children to make their meals more happy
It will be illegal to ask a tamale vendor, "What kind of meat is this?"
From now on, that's Mister Crème Brûlée Cart Man to you
Police can't hassle you if you're delicious