List: What you get for a $35,800 fundraising dinner with Obama
On April 20, President Barack Obama will hold a fundraising dinner in San Francisco that costs an astonishing $35,800 per plate. What do attendees get for that kind of money?
An opportunity to be disappointed by Obama in person
Two drink tickets
You can help clarify our Libya policy
A sneak peek at the campaign slogans we're all going to be tired of next year
A chance to ask, "What's Steve Jobs really like?"
A raffle to decide what country we bomb next
A gift bag containing one of Obama's broken campaign promises
The ability to gently stroke the president's hair and call him "My precious"
A sense of how the Big Spender rolls