Last week, Mayor Gavin Newsom announced that the corporate headquarters of Levi Strauss & Co. will remain in San Francisco at least through 2021. What promises did the mayor make to keep Levi's here?
He'll stop hitting on the secretaries. For real this time.
He'll get rid of the constant pot smell near their office. Somehow.
311 will now be brought to you by the jeans that fit.
People in the Mission must stop acting like they're too cool to wear Levi's.
Jennifer Siebel-Newsom must pay to produce a Levi's commercial, which she cannot appear in.
Supervisors Sean Elsbernd, Carmen Chu, and Michela Alioto-Pier must all "accidentally" show up to the same board meeting wearing boot-cuts, and express surprise and delight on camera.
The Newsoms' new baby will be named "Levi" or "Strauss."
October is now Denim Month.
The Community Justice Court will start sentencing nonviolent offenders to rehabilitation through rugged comfort.
New police uniforms to include skinny jeans.
Newsom to issue sternly worded statement to hipsters informing them that jeans are not "ironic."