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SF Fashion DONTS 

By Paul Quitoriano
If you have big thighs and chicken legs WARNING: Do not wear skinny pants.
By Paul Quitoriano
I guess when you reach a certain age comfort just takes over... way over.
By Paul Quitoriano
Dick and Jane were confused on what to wear, so they threw everything on.
By Paul Quitoriano
"I'm over here!" Who needs reflectors when you have heavy print from top to bottom, and bright green shoe laces to not match.
By Paul Quitoriano
It's Pink wannabes; hardcore punk with a touch of femininity. Barbie was playing with the weed whacker again.
By Paul Quitoriano
Alert the police! They've kidnaped a kid and took their backpack for their own use.
By Paul Quitoriano
What do you carry in a "murse?" Your hair gel? Your make up? Your new heavy print hoody?
By Paul Quitoriano
The beach is elsewhere... NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR DIRTY CITY FEET!
By Paul Quitoriano
You don't flash gang signs with arm warmers... and girls you're too teen POP for ROCK.
Pics By Paul Quitoriano / Words by Otto Chan
Not quite Harajuku, more Haraj-Walnut Creek. Princess B&T, jot this down in your diary, "Hire a new stylist for self and friend."
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Pics By Paul Quitoriano / Words by Otto Chan
Not quite Harajuku, more Haraj-Walnut Creek. Princess B&T, jot this down in your diary, "Hire a new stylist for self and friend."
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