Will You Be My Ultrahip Valentine?
What did San Francisco couples do for Valentine's Day?
Confessed to each other how deeply disappointed they are in President Obama
Traded genders for the day
Changed their Facebook status to reflect the depth of their feelings
Refused to celebrate their love until Burma is free
Purchased free-trade cards from local retailers and read them ironically
Celebrated an even hipper holiday that no one in the Midwest knows about yet
Broke out the special-occasion pot
Suggested we see other people