... or schlocky reality TV and fair and balanced reporting is refusing to pay a $1.2 million fine for airing an episode of a show called Married By America in 2004 ...
... It's about saving America as we know it ... That may be news to these people, but a full third of our audience are heterosexuals, many of whom are already married.". ...
... The press release compares letting gay people stay married after today's ruling to letting slaves stay owned in America after slavery was abolished. Yep. ...
... KenNiko: Welcome to America, 1949... oh, wait... ... mattmorris: Still married. Angry, though, that my marriage certificate just became a collector's item. ...