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Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Ever-Growing List of Fetishes Expands With Bike Calipornification Tour Tomorrow at Roxie

Posted By on Wed, Jan 2, 2008 at 1:36 PM

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If bestiality, amputees, midgets, furries, feet and pee-pee isn't enough wild and freaky shit for people to do, now bikes are involved for some reason. Far be it from me to pass judgment, but if that's what you're into, then bring some KY to the Roxie tomorrow for a warm family film titled "Pornography of the Bicycle." From the PR anus:

The Pornography of the Bicycle

Thursday, Jan 3, 2008

Roxie

3117 16th st (at Valencia)

San Francisco, California

7:00 and 9:30 PM

$10 or $7 for if you bike

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008, The Pornography of the Bicycle will be

playing for one night only at the Roxie in San Francisco. The

90-minute

showing will consist of 28 short films on the theme of Bike Porn. They

range from the contemplative, to the inventive, to the downright

illustrative. Included with the movies will be a live dramatic

recreation of the World Naked Bike Ride where bike porn curator Rev.

Phil Sano was hit by a drunk driver and then arrested*. Please be

advised of adult content.

pornography:

1. the depiction of erotic behavior (as in pictures or writing)

intended to cause sexual excitement

2. material (as books or a photograph) that depicts erotic behavior

and is intended to cause sexual excitement

3. the depiction of acts in a sensational manner so as to arouse a

quick intense emotional reaction

pornography of the bicycle:

1. the depiction of things both erotic and ridiculous (as in short

films) intended to make you laugh uncomfortably, squirm in your seat,

and maybe even adjust your pants.

2. material (as in even shorter films) that depicts eroticism with,

on, and about bicycles.

3. the depiction of acts with bicycles in a sensational manner so

as to cause you to either get up in a huff and demand your money

back or cause you to shake you head disapprovingly before

jumping up to give a standing ovation.

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008, The Pornography of the Bicycle will be

playing for one night only at the Roxie in San Francisco. The

90-minute

showing will consist of 28 short films on the theme of Bike Porn. They

range from the contemplative, to the inventive, to the downright

illustrative. Included with the movies will be a live dramatic

recreation of the World Naked Bike Ride where bike porn curator Rev.

Phil Sano was hit by a drunk driver and then arrested*. Please be

advised of adult content.

The Pornography of the Bicycle has received rave reviews selling out

shows in Portland, Seattle, Bellingham and Vancouver BC

Don't miss your opportunity to see what the buzz is about; one night

only, this is the 2nd of 3 stops on the Bike Calipornification Tour.

Admission is $10 or $7 if you ride your bik

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