John Edward may remain the "Biggest Douche in the Universe" according to "South Park," but he still tours the country as part of "John Edward Across the Country." The psychic and former host of "Cross Over with John Edward" will do his thing at the Nob Hill Masonic Center on February 1 and tickets start at $60. Hopefully he'll chat it up with the Freemasons. Fingers crossed for George Washington, Teddy Roosevelt or Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
Tickets are available through the Nob Hill Masonic Center.