We're blessed with great live music venues here in San Francisco, but sometimes, bars, ballrooms, clubs, and arenas get kinda monotonous. Here are five more exotic locations that would make awesome spaces to see a band, along with a few acts we think would fit right in.
This seems like a no-brainer. Great views, historic setting, inherent creepiness, lots of different spaces for bands to set up and play. Hell, Alcatraz should host a festival -- or perhaps a rave. If only Johnny Cash was still around to inaugurate the place.
Acts that should play there: T.I., Merle Haggard, Delorean.
is possibly the most psychedelic
place one can legally reach within the city limits. Black lights
set this labyrinth of mirrors a glow, making you completely lose track
of where you are and where you are trying to go. Plus, they let you stay
and trip out as
long as you want. Usually the maze blasts dance-y '80s new wave
through its ample sound system, but it'd be much more fun to have bands
set up in the middle of the maze, start playing, and let the crowd hunt
their way through the mirrors to catch the show.
Acts that should play there: Butterfly Bones, Deerhunter, Acid Mothers Temple, Terry Riley.
Lion House at S.F. Zoo (just before feeding time)
Send the first power chord chugging though this antiquated big-kitty enclosure as the huge
felines circle hungrily, eyeing the smaller members of the crowd. Imagine the tension as some meaty band blasts through a heavy set while the big cats fiend for raw flesh. Alcatraz shows will look tame after this.
Acts that should play there: Thee Oh Sees, Mayyors, Motorhead.
So the idea of playing on public
transit has sorta been
done, but few cities have quirky streetcars on the level of our
slow, squeaky, adorable F-Market line. Bands should get on at one end
-- I'd pick the Castro and Market stop--set up their gear near the front
of the train, and play a cross-city set to a small, elated crowd as the
streetcar squiggles down Market and up the Embarcadero. Think of it as a
live soundtrack for the bus/streetcar ride that many of us only survive
with earbuds. Another group could get on at Fisherman's Wharf and play
the return trip.
Acts that should play there: Deerhoof, Kelley Stoltz.
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