So Cameron Diaz was recently on the George Lopez Show (and has he always sounded like that?), where she discussed Cuban food, driving a Prius, identity theft, and all that good stuff. But she also recalled her days as a high school student in Long Beach, and memories of one upperclassman named Calvin Broadus, who in all likelihood sold her weed at one point. Let's watch:
(Full disclosure: I've never heard this last song, and frankly, for extended metaphors about marijuana-as-special-lady, this song is better.)
Anyway, fess up, people who saw Snoop blaze up the Fillmore on Tuesday: who scored?