A lot of wrong was brought to our attention this week. The Madonna-Drake make out sesh was wrong from every single angle: If you back her making the move, his visibly disgusted response was wrong (and rude). If you sympathize with Drake's response, then Madonna was wrong to plant one on him in the first place. Elsewhere, this week, we saw Senator Marco Rubio name-dropping EDM stars, Florence Welch breaking herself mid-Coachella set, grunge legends Temple of the Dog getting ripped off, Madonna (her, again!) hitting on her son's friends, and Kanye West mis-using the word "Literally". Wrong. All kinds of wrong, from all kinds of angles. So obviously, we figured this was the perfect time to push you in the direction of Miley Cyrus's Instagram
account... Where almost everything is wrong all of the time, and that's kind of the whole point.
Without further ado, here are the quotes of the week:
“don’t misinterpret my shock!! I got to make out with the queen Madonna and I feel 100 about that forever. Thank you @madonna"
Drake on the fact that he looked repulsed after Madonna made out with him onstage at Coachella.
"I was at breakfast with my son Rocco, thinking, I haven't had a date in a couple of weeks. I looked at my son without thinking and said 'Do you have friends you could introduce me to?"
Hey, look at that! Drake is off the hook! Stay frisky, Madonna!
“I’m so sorry to say, that after what was one of my favourite shows ever at Coachella, I have discovered I have broken my foot from leaping off the stage… This album was so much about making something from what was broken, so lets see what we can do with this.”
Get well soon, Florence Welch!