Since you probably don't read Libertarian Yokel Monthly
, you might not be aware of developments in the life of animate fedora with a ponytail attached, Kid Rock. We try not to talk about him if we can help it, but remarkably, earlier this month, Mr. Rock managed to move up a few levels on the Dumb Fucking Prick-Ometer and elevated his status from the Fred Durst Cluelessness Equivalency stage, all the way up to the Ted Nugent Special Department of Willful Ignorance and Cruelty (James Hetfield also resides on this level, btw).
That's right, kids! On January 3rd, Kid and Ted went a-huntin', with their gie-tars, and their shootin' machines, and their penises, and, yuk-yuk-yuk, showed dem animals who's boss. We know this because Ted Nugent posted a photo to his Instagram account (which, by the way, is basically a catalog of heinous animal cruelty
) of him and Kid gleefully holding up — nay, cuddling — a beautiful, needlessly slaughtered, bleeding cougar. We're not including the picture here because it's horrific and we don't want to look at it anymore.