John Rambo's Top Ten Ways to Kill a Man

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10. Vehicle-mounted heavy machine gun.It doesnt matter if youre taking on foot soldiers, an attack helicopter, or a motorized brigade, the vehicle-mounted heavy machine gun is, according to Rambo, the most effective way for a single man sans artillery to cause massive specific damage. In fact, Rambo says, with a vehicle-mounted heavy machine gun, one man is worth one hundred on the battle field (or garage roof).

By Cole Haddon In case we ever do feel the need to take out the jackass next door who likes to light Roman candles at three in the morning, we decided to consult with one of Hollywood's most efficient killing machines, John Rambo, on the top ten ways to do what he does best.

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