Top 15 Lame Last-Minute Halloween Costumes

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By Paul Quitoriano

"TP Mummy": Two rolls of toilet paper, one roll of tape, and one piece of shit costume. Flush quickly.

Toilet Paper mummy, meet Shitty Drag Queen. Now, we never want to see your stupid fucking faces ever again.

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