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Banhart, ?uestlove, Martsch -- The Top 10 Beards in Modern Music
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7. Brent Hinds and Troy Sanders of Mastodon — When your band is named after a gigantic dinosaur elephant, you better look the part. And what better tools to reinforce that beastly image than massive, scary beards? Coupled with tattoo-covered arms, the beards of these two shredders strike fear into old ladies on the street. While they sing about Moby Dick and Captain Ahab, they look like they might have been on the boat.
You're strong. Carefree. Rugged. And your face is warm. While the mustache has become an ironic joke, the beard will always be a scratchy, somewhat pungent sign of manliness (or homelessness). It represents wisdom, and proves you don't have to shave for any old day job. When even hot girls tolerate your pube-topiary, consider adding yourself to our elite list of: The Top 10 Beards in Modern Music. —By Dustin Glick
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mb 03/10/2008 8:59:38 PM
A real review: http://www.beardrevue.com/2008/01/my-morning-jacket-jim-james-and-patrick.html