St. Patrick's Day Drunks Beware: Cops Urge You To Take Muni — Or Else

Even as the governor spat on a plan that would have brought…

    Wed Mar 17th, 2010 8:30am By Joe Eskenazi

Valentine's Day Drunks Beware — DUI Checkpoint Coming to S.F.

While you'd think it was a safe bet this would be more…

    Fri Feb 5th, 2010 7:30am By Joe Eskenazi

Man Who Very Nearly Quotes George Thorogood To Cops Arrested For DUI

There's always a right and wrong way to do things, even when…

    Tue Oct 27th, 2009 6:30am By Joe Eskenazi

S.F. Cop, Dragged Two Blocks at 45 MPH By Alleged Drunk Driver, Out of Hospital

A San Francisco police officer who cheated death in the wee hours…

    Fri Oct 23rd, 2009 1:30pm By Joe Eskenazi

Taraval Cops Arrest More Drunks Before 8 a.m. Than Most Folks Do All Day

As we have mentioned before, we're aficionados of various precincts' police reports.…

    Tue Sep 29th, 2009 12:01am By Joe Eskenazi

Weekend DUI Checkpoint Catches — Wait for it — Alleged Drunk Driver!

Yesterday we wrote about how a late August San Francisco DUI checkpoint…

    Tue Sep 1st, 2009 6:30am By Joe Eskenazi

Yesterday's News Tomorrow! SFPD Release Tally For DUI Checkpoint — Eventually.

I got it from Agnes. She got it from Jim; we all…

    Mon Aug 31st, 2009 5:01am By Joe Eskenazi

How Do You Manage To Get Busted For Drunk Driving Even Though You're In the Back of a Cab? Here's How.

The San Francisco Police Department has proven that a soused man sitting…

    Mon May 11th, 2009 12:01am By Joe Eskenazi

Your San Francisco DUI Checkpoint Tally

In a show of gamesmanship perhaps akin to fox hunters blowing a…

    Mon May 4th, 2009 3:15pm By Joe Eskenazi

CHP Urges Sobriety on Super Bowl Sunday (Smart) With Series of Strained Football Puns (Silly)

Broaching a serious subject via humorous means is often a dicey proposition.…

    Thu Jan 29th, 2009 10:20am By Joe Eskenazi