They threw everything but the kitchen sink at Barack Obama (including Jeremiah Wright and Karl Marx) but he still stole the election tonight by miles. Our newly-elected president will address the nation from his rally at Chicago, Illinois later tonight. We can all breathe a collective sigh of relief, San Francisco, and get plastered in peace.
Katie Hayes is strolling around said Chicago rally taking photos for us, which you can view here. She'll be filing more as the night goes on, so do check back. --Janine Kahn