Friday, September 18, 2009

Newsom Baby Arrives: It's a ... State!

Posted By on Fri, Sep 18, 2009 at 1:59 PM

Mayor Gavin Newsom and his wife, Jennifer Siebel Newsom, popped out a 20.5 inch long, 7 pound 12 ounce baby girl today at 12:39 p.m.

The baby, whose name was apparently being kept secret under threat of retribution, is Montana Tessa Newsom, named for the state in which the couple got married. (What if they had been married in Rhode Island?)

Montana is in good company. At any rate, she has company. Other famous Montanas include:

1. Hanah Montana (Miley Cyrus) who is part-rocker, part-regular high school student and sometimes subject of poorly thought-out photo shoots.

click to enlarge MONTANA WILDHACK, AS PORTRAYED BY ACTRESS VALERIE PERRINE IN THE FILM VERSION OF SLAUGHTERHOUSE FIVE.
  • Montana Wildhack, as portrayed by actress Valerie Perrine in the film version of Slaughterhouse Five.




2. Joe Montana, legendary 49ers quarterback.

click to enlarge MONTANA WILDHACK, AS PORTRAYED BY ACTRESS VALERIE PERRINE IN THE FILM VERSION OF SLAUGHTERHOUSE FIVE.
  • Montana Wildhack, as portrayed by actress Valerie Perrine in the film version of Slaughterhouse Five.
3.  Montana Wildhack, the porn model with whom Billy Pilgrim of Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse Five shacks up on the planet Tralfamadore.
click to enlarge MONTANA WILDHACK, AS PORTRAYED BY ACTRESS VALERIE PERRINE IN THE FILM VERSION OF SLAUGHTERHOUSE FIVE.
  • Montana Wildhack, as portrayed by actress Valerie Perrine in the film version of Slaughterhouse Five.
 
4. Montana McGlynn from the The Real World: Boston who got fired from her MTV-imposed job at an afterschool program for letting the kids drink wine (Bonus extra: This Montana was actually named after the above Montana).
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