We've joked before
that there are places in sprawling McLaren Park
no one has ever been to before. Dinosaurs may roam its grounds; we just don't know. What we do know is that it's a primo locale to dump a body
, dump an appliance, find a body, find an appliance, or find a body in an appliance.
That's not an honor the park's enthusiasts were thrilled to have. So, a number of them managed to get McLaren Park into the More Green Across America contest against nine other green spaces
, with the one receiving the most online votes winning a $30,000 makeover.
That's the good news. The bad news is, San Francisco is getting an epic beatdown in the voting -- which ends today.
Both Southern High School
in Harwood, Md. and B. Vermilya Memorial Park
in Columblaville, Mich. have more than 20,000 votes compared to McLaren's 7,500 (and that includes your humble narrator's tally). And yet, everyone's getting blown out of the water by Fun Forest Playground
in Cheapespeake, Va., with more than 61,000 votes.
Perhaps the underdog factor is playing in the Virginia park's favor: On April 1 some miscreant burned the place to a crisp. McLaren's post-apocalyptic playground has no such grand excuse. It's just crappily maintained.
In any event, voting ends today. You can throw down for the local park here
. Or, you can do nothing. Based on this photo of McLaren Park's swing set, neglect is par for the course.Depression-era photo | California's Living New Deal Project