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Friday, May 7, 2010

Overheard at Cop-Shaving Event: 'He Has a Nice, Round Head...'

Posted By on Fri, May 7, 2010 at 4:30 PM


click to enlarge Inspector Patrick Cadigan gets shaved -- with a little help from his kids
  • Inspector Patrick Cadigan gets shaved -- with a little help from his kids

Buzz the Fuzz is a yearly fundraiser for California Law

Enforcement's "Wish Upon a Star" program, which caters to the whims of children with life-threatening illnesses.

Volunteers raise

thousands of dollars and then get their heads shaved in a public square

in the blazing sun. Their family members and co-workers take pictures.

It sounds like a form of torture. But it's actually awesome.

Inspector Patrick Cadigan and Lieutenant Lea Militello endured their buzz cuts side by side on a raised platform in Justin Herman Plaza. At one point they held hands. At another, Cadigan smeared Militello's face with shaving cream. 

click to enlarge hands2.jpg
 



"It's gonna look good," a friend noted approvingly as Cadigan's wife snapped photos of the ordeal. "He has a nice, round

head. You know some people."

click to enlarge Cadigan, post-buzz
  • Cadigan, post-buzz

Meanwhile,

other law enforcement officials were appreciating the view and awaiting

their turns. "You know I was platinum blonde as a baby," Officer Dante

Giovanelli remarked, a little wistfully.

Earlier today, Officer Giovanelli was a brunette. Now he has no hair.

click to enlarge Officer Dante Giovanelli
  • Officer Dante Giovanelli

It's okay, Officer Giovanelli. SF Weekly thinks the buzz cut brings out your dimples.

Meanwhile,

assistant district attorney Richard Hechler arrived with a contingent

from the DA's office. Hechler said he raised $7,000, in part by dying

his hair green and promising a photograph of himself with a green

mohawk to anyone who donated more than $100. (Some 37 people decided this

would be worthwhile.)

click to enlarge Would you pay $100 to see this man with a mohawk?
  • Would you pay $100 to see this man with a mohawk?

Unfortunately, SF Weekly  had

to depart before Hechler embarked upon his mohawk adventure, and the

noonday sun left all of our photographs sadly washed out.

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