For members of the San Francisco Giants hoping to spend their $318,000 World Series bonuses -- do you know the way to San Jose?
The team -- collectively, the entire team -- will serve as the honorary grand marshal of this year's San Jose Holiday parade on Sunday.
Somehow, we get the feeling Pat Burrell and Aubrey Huff won't be draining cans of Bud Lite while Huff brandishes his red thong underwear for the gathered masses this time 'round.
Our calls to the team and parade organizers inquiring just which players would be representing the World Champions have not yet been returned.
The Harlem Globetrotters will also be there
-- but, we'll admit it, we haven't inquired after which individual players will put in an appearance.
Update, 10 a.m.: SF Weekly
has received word that Andres Torres and Sergio Romo will be representing the team in San Jose. Also, Eric Nemeth, the admirably proactive director of publicity for the Harlem Globetrotters, informed us that hoopsters Buckets Blakes, Firefly Fisher, and Dizzy Grant will be there. Sounds like a party.
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