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Friday, January 6, 2012

What Should Republicans Be Searched for Before Boarding a Plane?

Posted By on Fri, Jan 6, 2012 at 7:45 AM

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Recently, Assemblyman Tim Donnelly, a tea party Republican from Southern California, was arrested at an airport for trying to carry a concealed firearm on a plane. It got us thinking: What else should Republican lawmakers be searched for before they board your airplane?

  • Dick Cheney's heart

  • A conscience

  • A credible economic plan

  • Same-sex partners

  • Any understanding, at all, of how the internet works

  • Weapons of Mass Destruction

  • Whatever they're smoking these days

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