Sadly, this receipt didn't come with a time machine. If it had expired in 1912 instead of 2012, the one-cent discount would have had the buying power of about 23 cents. Grand.
Finally, this is the best offer we've seen since that time Patrick Willis jerseys were marked down from $50 to $49.99.
Update: While this coupon is worded in a manner that is unintentionally hilarious, it's not an unintentional wording. This is a designation of the coupon's "cash value," which isn't the same as its "real value" -- e.g. 20 percent off. Still -- pretty hilarious.