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Friday, January 11, 2013

How Will You Commemorate the Death of Mr. Teeth, the Tupac-Loving Caiman?

Posted By on Fri, Jan 11, 2013 at 4:23 PM

As you pour out your 40s upon hearing the news of the death of Mr. Teeth, the Tupac-loving, marijuana-guarding Caiman, consider this: How will you cope with his passing?

As we reported yesterday, 32-year-old Assif Mayar acquired Mr. Teeth initially to commemorate the death of Tupac (does the logic seem obvious to you, because it's not to us). But if Mr. Teeth -- who the cops say was later assigned to guard Mayar's pot stash -- was purchased to honor Tupac's death, then what can you purchase to honor Mr. Teeth's death?

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  • Alameda County Sheriff's Department

See also: East Bay Man Relies on Tupac-Loving Alligator to Guard His Marijuana Stash

That's easy ... buy a big fat bag of weed. Because that's how Mr. Teeth rolls.


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Erin Sherbert

Erin Sherbert

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Erin Sherbert was the Online News Editor for SF Weekly from 2010 to 2015. She's a Texas native and has a closet full of cowboy boots to prove it.

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