As you pour out your 40s upon hearing the news of the death of Mr. Teeth, the Tupac-loving, marijuana-guarding Caiman, consider this: How will you cope with his passing?
As we reported yesterday, 32-year-old Assif Mayar acquired Mr. Teeth initially to commemorate the death of Tupac (does the logic seem obvious to you, because it's not to us). But if Mr. Teeth -- who the cops say was later assigned to guard Mayar's pot stash -- was purchased to honor Tupac's death, then what can you purchase to honor Mr. Teeth's death?
That's easy ... buy a big fat bag of weed. Because that's how Mr. Teeth rolls.