We can't really blame you for spending the weekend hiking or drinking in the sun instead of indoors crunching numbers for your taxes -- that's what accountants are for, right? But sadly, your fun in the sun has come to an end, and so has your time to procrastinate paying the government.
Fortunately, for your dawdlers, some local post offices are going to stay open late (being paid by our taxes) to assist all of you who can't seem to get their shit together before Tax Day.
The sooner you file away, then sooner you can start collecting your rewards, which includes free fries and a massage.
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Here's a roundup of all the free things you will get today that might help make Tax Day a little less taxing.
Too bad you didn't do your taxes last week, because now might be a good time to go home to your free vibrator.