Emptying Out the Mailbag Everybody began their music collection with an album or tape that is forever etched in memory. I vividly recall the…
Aries (March 21-April 19): This is sort of a Bessie Smith-Charles Baudelaire-Paul Krassner kind of week for you. Those three bon vivants, all born…
Hey, Faggot: I am a 32-year-old white male, divorced for over two years now, and I can't seem to get past the third or…
Aries (March 21-April 19): Very important that you treat yourself like a recovering alcoholic this week — like an incubator baby or a sick…
Gotham Gag and Gargle It's an 8 pm curtain at Marquis Theatre, a plush entertainment complex amid the neon assault of Times Square. A…
The Smell's the Thing French maid outfits, crotchless bodysuits, tiny penis pencil erasers, beverage squirt bottles shaped like dicks, flavored body paint (“also great…
Hey, Everybody: If you haven't bought a box of Girl Scout cookies this year, I suggest you pick up a few boxes of Tagalongs…
Aries (March 21-April 19): The longest flight by a chicken, 302 feet, was accomplished in 1967 by a hen born under the sign of…
Aries (March 21-April 19): I urge you to think about what tricks you've used to beat your fears in the past. Review as well…
Hey, Faggot: I am a lesbian and have been with my partner for five years. I love her with all my heart and we…
