Too Sexy for Their Social Services

Last Friday, the founder of the Erotic Service Providers Union marched down to the Cat Club, petition in hand, to catch revelers at the…

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Great Moments in Photojournalism

Acouple of weeks ago, our city was privileged enough to be a pit stop on the Battle Cry Tour: a rock-and-rally festival of evangelical…

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The Fault, Dear Berkeley.

Heads up, Cal football fans. We know you know the lore about the Hayward Fault running “goalpost to goalpost” inside Memorial Stadium. Well, now,…

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Celebrity Sound Bites!

Hey, Patton Oswalt, what does Sucka Free City mean to you? Catch Patton, Jimmy Kimmel, Sarah Silverman, and other yucksters this Saturday, April 1,…

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The Drug-Sucker Proxy

This Monday, something wonderful happens: baseball season begins. I'm sure you're all as excited as I am. Also happening on Monday: the release of…

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This Sure Is a Small Space for Such...

Let us consider the name: Sucka Free City. Local historians believe this now-common euphemism for San Francisco to have originated in the Fillmore, though,…

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Don't Hate the Player

“If there's anything Sid Meier taught us, it's that yes, a hundred pirates can beat a hundred ninjas.” I took my seat a little…

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Main Lobsters

This summer, Killing My Lobster, one of San Francisco's most widely respected comedy companies, will lose both of its founding directors. Executive Director Marc…

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