Now that highly unreliable swing Justice Anthony Kennedy announced his retirement from the Supreme Court, the United States has been set on an near-irreversible course toward outright white supremacy and oligarchy. Having stolen a seat from President Obama to install Neil Gorsuch on the bench, it’s highly likely that Republicans will be motivated to act with extreme haste to replace Kennedy with the worst possible person.
SF Weekly has obtained a list of 61 likely candidates White House advisers plant to show the president this weekend at Mar-a-Lago. It’s mostly pictures because Trump can’t read.
Sheriff Joe Arpaio
Lou Dobbs
Laura Ingraham
Rick Santorum
Dinesh D’Souza
Kelly Sadler
Alex Jones
Pepe the Frog
Leland Yee
Jim Hoft, the Dumbest Man on the Internet
Peter Thiel
Kim Jong-Un
Melania’s Jacket Consultant
Diamond
Silk
Roy Moore
Judge Jeanine Pirro
Judge Judy
Judge Wapner
Judge Reinhold
Mike Judge
The Exhumed Remains of Antonin Scalia
Roger B. Taney
Stacey Dash
Richard Spencer
Aunt Lydia
Gavin McInnes
Laura Southern
Milo Yiannopoulos
Bob Loblaw
Roseanne in the Chicken Shirt
The Mooch
#PermitPatty
The Golden State Killer
This Hack from the Heritage Foundation, Who Started a Federalist Society Chapter at a Party School and Is Also an Incel Who Will Sit on the Court for 43 Years
The Babadook
C. Montgomery Burns
Plankton from Spongebob
Mojo Jojo from Power Puff Girls
Deez Nuts
Cash Me Outside Girl
Bellatrix LeStrange
Pewdiepie
Track Palin or Bristol Palin or Cashew Palin or some shit
L’il Tay
Rutger Hauer in Blade Runner
Doc Hopper from The Muppet Movie
Michael Cera in This Is the End
The Teacher-Cop Who Shot a Student in Monterey County During a Gun-Safety Class
Tay Tweets, Microsoft’s AI Chatbot That Became Racist In Five Minutes
A Fishbowl With a Guy Fawkes Mask
Literally a Dead Cat Wearing a MAGA Hat
Skynet
Either the Night King from Game of Thrones or the Ice King from Adventure Time
The Albino from The Da Vinci Code
Atlas, the Scary Fucking Robot from Boston Dynamics That Flips in the Air, Holy Shit
Macaulay Culkin’s character from The Good Son
Willem Dafoe as Nosferatu in Shadow of the Vampire
Neo-Nazi Pop Duo Prussian Blue
Evil Morty
Fabio with a Bloody Nose on a Roller Coaster
