An Adult Reviews Dolores Park's New Playground

We moved here because the bridges resemble monkey bars adorned with Christmas lights and Sutro Tower becomes a flying pirate ship when the fog rolls in. We moved here because at dusk, Bernal Hill and Glen Park look like sparkling fairy towns. We moved here because there are parades and parties and festivals and fairs and holidays for every known cause, movement and sub-category of person. Speaking of, did anyone catch the amputee-foot-fetishists' pride craft-fair-parade last weekend? (Kidding, not real. But we wouldn't be surprised if it existed.)

We moved here because we believe in magic and love to play. We sing, dance, dress up, decorate, paint stuff, and jump around. Just a big bunch of little kids in grown-up bodies who can also drink now, so thank Zeus the new Helen Diller Playground in Dolores Park has soft, bouncy, rubber flooring all over it.

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