We had less than 10 minutes to ask Jesse Eisenberg and Aziz Ansari about 30 Minutes or Less. Their new film, which opens Aug. 12, is an absurd comedy in which a pizza delivery dude (Eisenberg) and an elementary school teacher (Ansari) must raise six figures by sundown or risk no less than bodily explosion. Sitting down at a tartan'd table after they finished an hour “shift” slinging slices at San Francisco's Goat Hill Pizza, we began our speed date with the current GQ India cover star and the man more universally recognized as the Facebook founder than the actual Facebook founder.
A clutch of press people stared and chewed on crust in the background.
Eisenberg and Ansari ordered Diet Cokes. We smoothed our curls and worried about our prettiness.