Here at SF Weekly, we get a lot of press releases and go through the painstaking process of selecting what may or may not be important enough to share with our loyal and trusting readers. It's a process that involves a lot of blood, sweat, and tears, and goes by the unforgiving moniker “baby killing.” Which is why we found it necessary to bring this wedding announcement we received to your attention. Who are these people? We have no idea! (For a second we thought it was Jason Lee from My Name is Earl, whose wedding we also care about a similar amount, something like .02 on a scale of zero to infinity.) But they just got married in Orange County and they're going to Tokyo for their honeymoon! Thanks for the invite guys.