Your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from Golden State thrift stores, estate sales, and flea markets.
Author: Salem Kirban
Publisher: Salem Kirban, Inc.
Discovered at: Community Thrift, 623 Valencia
The Cover Promises: The best way to combat the mark of the beast is to brand that mark upon the cover of a book you hope will be a best seller.
“Brother Bartholomew slipped on his robe and bright red cape, checked his Laser ring, and motioned to the steward to open the door. I remembered the old Bible pictures in my mother's Bible. He reminded me so much of Jesus. It was as though Christ himself were returning to the Mount of Olives, but not on a donkey, in a modern Year 2000 space craft.” (page 117).