Looking to get purposefully, intentionally weird? This is your theater jam. Not playing any of the regular fare, Artists' Television Access is more about experimental celebration and new wave conceptual shenanigans. We're not totally sure what that means but point is: Shit is crazy. Definitely worth attending a screening at least once in your life if you really want to have the full San Francisco Experience, you hippie weirdo.
9. Rialto Cinemas in El Cerrito
Remember The Parkway in Oakland? This is like The Parkway, but cleaner! There are good snacks, tasty brews, and even TABLE SERVICE. You read right! Also, they have all sorts of tasty goodness to sprinkle on your popcorn. Don't get too excited, it's all legal. The best part is that you get to lounge on couches while you enjoy your feature. Now, normally, we'd warn you to bring two gallons of Febreeze, fully body armor, and a Hep C shot when sitting on strange sofas, but these couches are actually pretty much clean. It's a movie miracle!