Spoiler alert, kids: Santa is not real. In the grander scheme of things, sure, Santa exists as some transcendental being binding us together in a flurry of holiday glee — he's the guy that makes your parents wake up in the middle of the night to buy stuff that you're inevitably going to break. The commodity capitalist Santa, that hog forcing vertically challenged workers to churn out toys with speeds nearing human rights violations, that guy is a figment of our imaginations.
Our toys actually come from the efforts of ingenious, cutting-edge techies. One company in
particular, Toy Talk, has been gearing up to unveil a real whopper.