Newark's Vegetarian Mayor, Delicious Eggplant Bacon, and Leslie Hall is Vegan!? Hell Yes!

• Just read this piece about Cory Booker and tell me that you don't want to rip his clothes off and then shake his hand because this man is AWESOME and ADORABLE. As Meave says, he gets it. He totally does! Love him like I love cake!

• Another day, another meat recall. This time, 377,000 pounds of E. coli-contaminated dead cow. In related news, PLEASE STOP EATING DEAD COWS PLEASE. All of the animals, including me, will give you so many hugs. I hate touching other people, so one hug from me is basically like having sexual relations with a normal. Enjoy!

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