Sad news for people who want their pizza experience to be like a 1990s Clairol Herbal Essences commercial: Pizza Orgasmica on Clement Street has closed its doors. The Richmond Blog spotted a note on the door thanking the neighborhood and referring would-be patrons to the remaining Fillmore Street, San Rafael and Embarcadero One locations, to get their Latin Lover, Ménage à Trois, or Doggie Style pies.

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They’re really pushing the San Rafael location hard, too, noting that it’s “Easy to get to it! Nice little short trip crossing the most beautiful bridge in the world.”

Even though they never fake it, this decline-and-fall was in the works for awhile, as this location allegedly forfeited its liquor license around a year ago. Now that Tacorgasmico’s been open in the Castro for a few months, it would appear that San Francisco exceeded its quota of orgasmic restaurants.